Tuesday, August 29, 2006

the last kiss soundtrack. bueno.
i cant wait to see it.
i think i can relate.




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Friday, August 25, 2006

I didn’t realize that drawing a pig could tell you so much about yourself!
http://www.freaknfunny.com/files/upload/draw-a-pig.swf


You Drew Your Pig:
Toward the middle of the frame, you are a realist.
Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates (birthdays, etc.)
With few details, you are emotional and naive, you care little for details and are a risk-taker.
With less than 4 legs, you are insecure or are living through a period of major change.
The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. You are a poor listener.
The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life. You have a great sex life.




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Tuesday, August 22, 2006

i love it when you are selfish..
confirms that you care.




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Wednesday, August 16, 2006

9am and im barely exiting the 55s on my way to work.
kroq has the greatest morning show.
survey says that 76% of the people polled can name all the 3 stooges
but only 24% can name the 3 branches of government.

holy smokes batman. americans are dumb.
can you name all 3? no google cheating!




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Tuesday, August 15, 2006

my first week of working here i had to run a really, really, really, super important errand at lunch that absolutely could not wait.  unfortunately there was also a major sales meeting so when i came outside of the building to hop in my car, i noticed the catering truck had completely parked right smack dab in front of my vehicle.  they didn’t stop short of settling into their new real estate either with the serving tables all set up, food ready to be eaten and even a plasma screen in full effect. there was absolutely no way my car was moving until every tummy was stuffed and the truck was packed up and ready to roll.  sweat started beading down my forehead and my slow panic turned to absolute freak out ballistic mode.  one man noticed me standing in my own puddle of sweat and asked if he could help. the only way he could help was getting that mobile kitchen out of my way! in less than 1 minute of hearing my situation, without even asking my name or where i was going or if i even worked here, he handed me the keys to his car and just said be back in an hour. 

to this day i still don’t know his name, or why he even trusted me with his lexus suv, but it is concrete evidence that there still are good samaritans in this god forsaken world.




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Friday, August 11, 2006

he must have been at least 40 years old, if not more,
although he spoke as if he was still raging through puberty.
”dude when your dad and i went to uci we totally smoked out in the quad.
there wasn’t nothing there but green hills and fields and tons of trees to be burned…
if you know what I mean. those were the days.”
-says wendy’s cashier to 16 year old customer

my jaw dropped to the ground.
is this what becomes of us anteaters?




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lichtenstein is genius.



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Thursday, August 10, 2006

eileenerzz: dude the new justin song is hot
eileenerzz: makes you wanna get hot and sweaty and make out with someone




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“His established mental eccentricities aggravated by a combination of alcohol,
absinthe, and epilepsy, Van Gogh began hearing things.
With the cold, unrelenting logic of the insane,
he deduced that the solution to the problem
was to cut off his left ear.”

I noticed when I’m stressed I rub my left ear.
Because of this, I have this unrelenting rash on my left lobe;
visibility, directly correlated to the amount of stress I have.

Maybe I should just cut it off.




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Wednesday, August 09, 2006

i ate at pk burger today.
they have the bomb diggedy chicken salads.
i ended up watching a mexican soap opera there
and boy do they get down with their kinky lingerie and fight scenes.

 




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Tuesday, August 08, 2006

When you combine perseverance
with some willingness to surrender,
things might work out
better than you had planned.



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out of all the seashells in the world,
i have the most magnificent
of them all




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Monday, August 07, 2006

You ask me if there'll come a time
when I grow tired of you;
never my love, never my love.

You wonder if this heart of mine
will lose its desire for you; never my love,
never my love.

What makes you think love will end
when you know that my whole life
depends on you?

You say you fear I'll change my mind
I won't require you,
Never my love,
never my love.

How can you think love will end
when I've asked you to spend your
whole life with me?

the associations - never my love



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mark mothersbaugh



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Sunday, August 06, 2006

if you're filipino then you'll dig this.
if you know a filipino, then you'll dig this.
if you're not filipino and you don't know any filipinos,
then holy mackerel go out, meet a filipino
then come back home and flippin watch it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hp0DcffERYs



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Friday, August 04, 2006

I saw drops of blood on the Hollywood stars last night,
trailing blocks down the boulevard.
What is this world coming to?




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Wednesday, August 02, 2006

“sweet beaut tee ole” = sweatybutthole




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you know you are getting old
when you nod in disgust at the raging teenagers
who act like they rule the world.




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