Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Ten reasons why being a designer is the best damn job in the whole wide world-

10. being a whiney, temperamental crybaby is completely excusable.

9. you get to have all the mystique of a fine artist with none of the clean up.

8. “i’m a designer” sounds great no matter who else is at the table.

7. throwing clients off by explaining why the EPS on the FTP makes a poor PDF due to lack of PPI.

6. you can take 15 minutes to do a project and charge for a full hour.

5. you know enough key commands and shortcuts to virtually type out an entire layout.

4. the coolest cubicles and the biggest flat panel monitors in the building.

3. in a world chock full of corporate rules you’re bound by none.

2. given a small budget, a suffocating deadline, and a client-generated concept, you channel macgyver-like skills and get the job done.

1. creating cool work and having little pieces of your ego printed, published, and plastered all over the place.

-(slightly altered vers. from craig brim)




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Monday, October 30, 2006

we got a puppy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
now what to name him? what to name him???




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Sunday, October 29, 2006




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Friday, October 27, 2006

so a skanky crusty dirty pirate whore with VD says “I totally wanna f*ck __insert name of your boyfriend here___”

that’s when a girls gotta drink some haterade and bust out her vato loca valley girl undercover ninja quiet dragon viscious grasshopper jiu jitsu UFC bloodsucking vampire on her arse and introduce her face to my fist.

shooooooooooT.. that’s right.. eileen the lean mean fighting machine.. <cute growl>




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Thursday, October 26, 2006

the polka dots fill my eyes..
and I don’t know why.




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Wednesday, October 25, 2006

the sudden disappointment of a hope leaves a scar
which the ultimate fulfillment of that hope
never entirely removes




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Monday, October 23, 2006

make me part of your internet breakfast.




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Wednesday, October 18, 2006

countless salutations
accompanied by
dining in solitude




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Sunday, October 15, 2006

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard:
http://www.eileenszymanski.com/rosarito.wmv

rosarito this weekend.. good times.




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a googlewhack is a google search query consisting of two words--both in google's dictionary, and without quotation marks--that returns a single result.
apparently eileen szymanski is a googlewhack.
saweeeeeeet.




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Friday, October 13, 2006

“Our birthdays are fine filaments from the globe of a dandelion which are carried away into the wind.”




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Thursday, October 12, 2006

Happy Birthday! <3




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Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Big Jims “Quota of 5”
Dress hot enough to make 5 guys get a stiffie that day.

if every chick followed this rule, the world would be a better place.

 




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Tuesday, October 10, 2006




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if its good
write it

if its bad
say it




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Misbehave magazine. Issue No.1: In reference to Tequila

”Nguyen did this slutty midget decide she could sing?
Listening to your music is more painful
than your implant surgery probably was!”




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Friday, October 06, 2006

When your only tool is a hammer,
every problem looks like a nail.




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Tuesday, October 03, 2006

she’s not fat,
she’s just easy to catch




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Sunday, October 01, 2006

You know,
the
opposite of love isn't hate.
It's indifference.
And if you hate me,
that
means you still care
and we're still connected
and I still have a chance to set you right.

-Bree Mason Van De Kamp




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I called him a pussy
he said ‘I am what I eat’
ha. ha.




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mazy crazican




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