Wednesday, December 27, 2006

let's get it on!


Monday, December 25, 2006

life is a mystery
we need to embrace it.

i could easily be a bah humbug this year
but despite all the unforeseen setbacks,
I know deep down in my heart
 there are nothing but sunny skies ahead of me

happy christmas and a merry new year to all!


Sunday, December 24, 2006

happy KATOmas !


Friday, December 22, 2006

this is a toast to all the hot women out there

for the men who have us,  
the losers who had us,  
and the lucky people who will meet us!

happy almost new year!


Thursday, December 21, 2006

You are striving for a life full of activity and experience and, perhaps even more, an environment where you would be able to forge a close bond with a person who can offer full emotional fulfilment.

Rejection is what you fear the most and it is this fear that makes you unapproachable. You are looking for acknowledgement and above all looking for people who can appreciate you for who and what you are.

Matters are not progressing as well as you would have hoped and you are having to make concessions - but you still believe that your goals are realistic it's just that people can't seem to see your point of view. You know what you want but you'll only accept suggestions under duress.

You are presently experiencing excessive stress as a result of self-restraint. You act and think differently from the common herd and you want to be liked and admired for yourself and to associate with people who feel and act as you do. Because of this need to be self-reliant and to break away from mediocrity, you are finding this situation most uncomfortable and you are experiencing considerable anxiety - perhaps even more than you feel the capacity to cope with. You need to find a 'soul mate', someone whose standards are as high as your own - but where? Keep on searching... The situation is uncomfortable and you would like to break away from it, but you refuse to compromise with your opinions. You are unable to resolve the situation because you are continually postponing the making of necessary decisions. You are stubborn but this is no deterrent to a happy life, so why drop your standards. Think positively, everything will work out. It has worked out successfully for you in the past and it will again in the future.

The tensions that you are trying to cope with are a result of conditions which are really beyond your control. As a consequence of this almost impossible situation and not being able to get your own way, you are subjected to frustration and almost ungovernable anger. You are trying to remedy the situation but the stress that you are experiencing is making the situation even worse. You feel so inadequate that you are not quite sure which way to turn. A good suggestion would to be to try to relieve the stress and anxiety by participating in some very active physical activity which will relieve your tension.


don’t try and create and analyze at the same time.
they are two separate and distinct actions.


Wednesday, December 20, 2006

if i told you things i did before
told you how i used to be
if you knew my story word for word
had all of my history
would you go along with someone like me

peter bjorn & john - young folks


Tuesday, December 19, 2006

festivus for the rest of us.

requires one aluminum pole,
airing of grievances,
and feats of strength.


dirty birdy had to go tubby wubby


finished decorating the tree last night.
kato was pooped after.


Monday, December 18, 2006

Dear Santa,

You are probably wondering why I am sending you this letter on December 25th. I am writing to let you know that this whole year, I know that I have been the best kid in my whole neighborhood. I got straight A's in school, I made it a point to be the teachers pet, I obeyed my parents every wish, I did extra chores without being told and without asking for money, helped the elderly cross the street. There was nothing that I would not do in the name of humanity. All I asked for was a train set and a bike so I don't have to walk the 3 miles to school each day.

And your fat ass has the audacity to leave me under the tree nothing more then a trumpet and a pair of socks!!! How dare you, when you leave for my mother's co-worker's son Johnny, everything he asked for and more. It is pathetic, you can't even walk through the house without stepping over the piles of gifts you left to his bad, ungrateful ass. You must be confused because that kid is a little Asshole, nobody likes him, He is rude, obnoxious and just flat out mean.

So, you are a piece of shit!!!! But next year you be sure to bring your lard ass on by. I'll be waiting for you.... First, I am going to run up to that stupid leader of the pack and kick him in his nose. We will see how red and shiny his nose is while it is spewing out blood. Then I am going to poison the whole herd of them before I scare them away. When you come out they will have left without you. And you will know, like me, what it's like to walk. Let’s see how You like it. I hope as you are reading this letter Mrs. Clause is getting gang banged by all your elves. I bet it’s the only action she gets since you probably can't even find your dick with that gut of yours.

Before you leave, you know that shitty trumpet you gave me??? I will be sure to shove it up your ass, so while you’re walking your punk ass home you will be tooting my horn. Hopefully you get hit by a bus.

Rest assured from now till then, I will be the biggest hellion this town has ever seen. The term naughty will not do justice to how I will behave. Next year you will receive another letter from me, You will know it is from me because it will be signed the terror that wants you dead.

Sincerely Go Fuck Yourself, Fuck a Goat then Fuck Your Mother,


Friday, December 15, 2006

open bar
cover me badd karaoke
party bus
stripper pole
broken bed

by far the best company party ever
it was a very rvca xmas indeed


kato at work with me.
thanks lea for the knitted the sweater!


Wednesday, December 13, 2006

my dog has this stuffed monkey that he loveeeeeees to hump.
hump a lot.

i was in bed this morning, with the covers over my head, not wanting to wake up as usual
all of a sudden i hear something banging against my bed
i look underneath and i see kato totally going at it with the monkey
apparently he was so excited he was knocking his head on the wooden frame of the bed

if i only had a camera to capture that magical moment.
i was in tears laughing.


Tuesday, December 12, 2006

happy holidays!


Monday, December 11, 2006

what a chick magnet


Check out Kato - a new addition to the RVCA Skate Team!


a camel.. a real camel
snow falling from the orange county sky
wolfmother rocking out on a rooftop
beer flowing like water

paul frank really knows how to bring
the north pole to south coast


I had the most terrible horrific dream last night ever.
I woke up in tears.



Friday, December 08, 2006

justin wears it
so should you.


Wednesday, December 06, 2006

learn to leave questions behind
the things that we do undefined

i stare out of focus with you
observing a world with no rules

mount sims - no yellow lines


the eye of a photographer
tutors our own senses and instincts
to observe what would otherwise go unnoticed



Tuesday, December 05, 2006

CREATIVE DESTRUCTION aka the world-wide-web.


Monday, December 04, 2006

You seem to be trying to sweep aside the situations (and maybe the people) that you feel are standing in your way. You are impulsive and apt to follow these impulses seeking to be involved in special or exciting happenings. In this way you hope to deaden the intensity of your conflicts, but your impulsive behavior is leading you to take some unnecessary risks. Back down a little and remember 'more haste - less speed'.

You are an emotional and sensitive person. You are inclined to delight and wallow in all things that give pleasure to your senses but nevertheless your tastes are refined and you reject anything that is indecent or vulgar.

It is amazing that you yourself believe that old 'adage' that you are a misunderstood person - and you feel that because of this you are being left out in the cold. It is because of this lack of believed understanding that you feel the need to conform to society in general - but this situation leaves you 'cold' knowing that you are not appreciated for your true self. Any relationship that you are developing at this time does not seem to involve any true emotional commitment, you seem to be just playing along.

Setback after setback has resulted in considerable stress and now you have got to the stage where you are continuously on your guard, not only to protect yourself from others but to protect yourself from yourself. It would seem that many of your unfulfilled hopes and dreams have led to uncertainty and suspicion. You no longer wish to answer to others and you are insisting on freedom of thought. You feel that you are fully self-sufficient and can control your own destiny. You are seeking ways to protect yourself from further loss of prestige and against further setbacks. You have become very dependent and you doubt that matters could possibly get any better in the immediate future and this negative attitude is leading you to exaggerate your claims and to refuse reasonable compromise.

You don't like authority and you rebel against all forms of limitation. You are your own person and you intend to stay that way and to get on in the world simply by your hard work and determination.

scary truth.


i try to digest my pride
but passions grip i fear

you're more than in my head
- you're more

polaroid hanging on the fridge
dindin was so mod.


Saturday, December 02, 2006

I’m back in the swig of things.


Friday, December 01, 2006

What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
- A rumor

How do you keep your man from reading your e-mail?
- Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"