Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
i am going to fly to utah to visit my database people
and beat them on the heads with a clown shoe and whoopie cushion.

who wants to trade jobs with me for a day?




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Monday, February 26, 2007

ill be your Tylenol.
just take me til you dose off.




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Friday, February 23, 2007

i am most definitely an all or nothing person

if you aren’t giving me your all
then i aint giving you nothing.




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Monday, February 19, 2007

i hit my head on a bookshelf today.
the throbbing wouldn’t stop.
the bump on my head is physical evidence
of the catastrophe.

as if the day couldn’t get any better..
i got the most horrid phone call.

ugh. so bummed.

sucks living alone
when you need a hug.






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E: Have you ever opened a starburst with your tongue before?
K: Shitttttt.. I can make a f*cking crane!!




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Friday, February 16, 2007

that's why i said i relate
i said we relate
it's so fun to relate




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Wednesday, February 14, 2007





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one word.
Lush.


no more trolls.




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Tuesday, February 13, 2007

I can be your stalker
I can click the pain away
you can take my mouse away

 




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Friday, February 09, 2007

dreemwerks: what're u gonna do in England
dreemwerks: throw rocks at the river thames?
dreemwerks: pft




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Thursday, February 08, 2007

Do you want to sit at my table

My fighting fame is fabled

And fortune finds me fit and able




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Wednesday, February 07, 2007

heres my name and num
if i aint the one
lose it
if I am
use it




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I watched ‘seeing other people’ last night
it was twisted.

chick wants to bone other dudes before she gets married
her fiancĂ© wasn’t stoked on the idea
then she horizontally mambos with only one guy
while her fiancé ends up shacking up with a handful
she’s butt hurt about it.. but she brought it on herself?
yet they still end up together.
strange.

maybe washing your clothes together on a saturday night
is where the grass is greener.




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Monday, February 05, 2007

i have not failed to be
what you'd expect of me

swallowing glass just to stay pure




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went to disneyland.
the new space mountain sucks rotten tomatoes
but you cant help but feel like a little kid again when you watch fantasmic!




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Friday, February 02, 2007

call me a hopeless romantic
call me a sap
but there are just some songs
that can make you all warm and fuzzy inside.
it reminds you what being in love is all about.




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Thursday, February 01, 2007

I baked a cake last nite,
it was medium rare.
I didn’t think cakes could be medium rare
but apparently I achieved it.

happy berfday IT dreamboat.




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