Thursday, May 31, 2007

It was like a canary in a coal mine.




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Wednesday, May 30, 2007

if god intended it to be sucked
he would have flavored it.

-taxi cab confessions




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Tuesday, May 29, 2007

littledzl: imma post myself on craigslist
eileenerzz: red hot stallion ready to romp
littledzl: does your ass match the saddle

littledzl: come try me
eileenerzz: hahahahahahahhaahhaa
eileenerzz: rippinflad
littledzl: saddle takes a weight limit of 189

littledzl: cuz im strong
littledzl: will take over 200+
littledzl: but youll have to show me you can bite your ankles
eileenerzz: omg that is so funny
eileenerzz: i dare you to list it




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Monday, May 28, 2007

There’s something really creepy about peeing
while elvis is staring directly at you.



uncooked chicken fried steak,
chili cheese fries w/ tomatoes,
and peanut butter cream pie
only at peggy sue’s!



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Friday, May 25, 2007

Something is wrong with the sun
in the core of my sky.




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Thursday, May 24, 2007

Did you chose your life
or was it chosen for you?




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Monday, May 21, 2007

Please select the statement below which best describes your interaction with information technology:
:: drum roll please ::
I regularly use a computer at work to create, transform, consume or manage information.




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Friday, May 18, 2007

a leaf does not ride within the wind, instead it travels over it like a gull on skin of the water
a vast knowledge of language, grammar and verbiage with none left to the creative and the poetic is by no means literature
therefore, a leaf travels over the wind the same way we taste hatred or cut through irony



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Monday, May 14, 2007

"Do you like having responsibility with very limited authority? Do you enjoy working to impossible deadlines, with limited resources, and unforgiving stake-holders? Are you, in other words, a bit masochistic? If you are, then you will love being a project manager."

From "Fundamentals of Project Management, Third Edition" by James P. Lewis.




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Friday, May 04, 2007

Project Management Humor
I've got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.








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hahaha i typed in "real estate chachkeys" on google
and my website came up lol!!




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Kato is like a 4 legged alarm clock.
such a spoiled lil dum dum that boy.

 




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Thursday, May 03, 2007

jimeeboy51 (7:52:10 PM): Dear Jane, Please accept this letter as formal notification that I am leaving my position as your boyfriend on May 15.
jimeeboy51 (7:52:17 PM): haha
jimeeboy51 (7:52:25 PM): May the force be with you.
jimeeboy51 (7:52:26 PM): Luke




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Wednesday, May 02, 2007

same shit,
different toilet




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My feet dangle at my new desk.
I can bring my dog.
Flying to Vermont next week.
This is going to be super.




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