Friday, August 29, 2008

A huge meteorite is about to hit earth, blasting it into smithereens.
The world’s main governments left weeks ago for a secret base on Pluto, leaving their look alike clones to keep the populace placid.

There are four ways you can react to this news.
1) Go on a rampage
2) Have sex with everyone
3) Prepare for the afterlife
4) Sit in front of the TV numbed in disbelief




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Tuesday, August 19, 2008

The trick is,

to get you to believe
that this was all your idea.

 




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Why does the color blue mean raspberry-flavored?




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Friday, August 15, 2008

we stood there,
eyes fixated on the prize
frantically, fiddling with the pieces of metal…

he won.
his door unlocked first.



…….just like a guy
to finish before me.




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interpol – c’mere

 




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Thursday, August 14, 2008




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Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Today I bought kiwi watermelon ice cubes sugar free gum.
Each time the taste would finally go away,
I would spit it out and proceed to pop in a new one.

Somewhere, somehow it was ingrained into my morals
that I should only chew on one piece of gum at a time.




I bended the rules
but somehow I stuck to my morals.




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Tuesday, August 12, 2008

It makes me feel better to think
that all around the world
there are other people
having as shitty of a day as me…

at least im not alone

 




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I feel special…
somehow I ended up in the company photos:
http://www.burton.com/Company/CompanyPhotos.aspx



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Monday, August 11, 2008

Life is just blah blah blah. You hope for blah and sometimes you find it. But mostly it’s blah. And waiting for blah. And hoping you were right about the blahs you made. And then just when you think you’ve got the whole blah-damn thing figured out, and surrounded by the ones you blah, death shows up. And blah. Blah. Blah.




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the gas lines at costco are just like the girls bathroom lines at a concert.

stop the dilly dallying!
just get in and get the fuck out…!!

 




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Saturday, August 09, 2008

give my whole life
just to end up with you




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must have been roses
that summer

 

bassboosa - dreaming

 




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Thursday, August 07, 2008

“A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug."



what a bunch of bull honkey





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“The desire dieth when it is attained,
and the affection perisheth
when it is satisfied."

-sir walter raleigh




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Wednesday, August 06, 2008

stone soup.
there’s bound to be some nutrients in the sauce.

ei know that you despise reading into the depths of my madness,
so the literal translation to the entry above would be:
its easier to misconstrue things than to really understand the meaning behind it all. 
not everything is about you. you are not the center of everyone’s universe.
some things, like stone soup, are just damn hard to swallow.
so take it like it is and get over yourself.

jenny owens young – what the fuck was I thinking

 




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Christmas came early this year.
There are still good people left in this world.

 




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this paper trail
leads right back to you

 




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Tuesday, August 05, 2008

i really like what you’ve done to me:
tamia – so into you


it’s a trip to think I saw her perform at REWIND of all places back in like ‘98

yes I said “LIKE”… born and raised 818 valley girl dammit. don’t step.

<end ghetto talk now>




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why the bitch gotta put her myspace pic on an IT tech forum?!
really?...... I mean… really?!!!!!!!!

 




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he said,
“if I only had one penny left
it would have your name on it.”

 




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Some people say that you shouldn’t
wear your emotions on your shoulder..

If that’s the case,
then he was wearing his like a
warm, fuzzy blanket last week.

 




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I felt like a nun at a strip club.

 




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Friday, August 01, 2008

car accident this morning.
what a way to start the day.

 




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