Wednesday, September 24, 2008

and I know one day
you and I will be free,

to live and die
by our own rules…

free

 




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Monday, September 22, 2008



sexy.



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The best way to keep one's word
is not to give it.




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Friday, September 19, 2008

she said: so did you get the stuff from your brother?
he said: why didn’t you ask for it?
she said: you should ask for it.. I mean you guys came from the same womb and all.. what, does he hate you or something.. did you like ruin the womb for him?  Make it uninhabitable?
he said: let’s just say he had a bad womb-mate.

:drum roll for bad joke starts now:

 




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Wednesday, September 17, 2008

i just ate 2 hotdogs and had 3 bud lights.

i am truly embracing my white heritage with pride.




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when the sun goes down
i just can't resist


bait me!




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Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Always reveal just enough
to leave the rest to the imagination.

 




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Nobody knows it
but you’ve got a secret smile
and you use it only for me.

 




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Do you still think of me
the way I think of you?

 




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Monday, September 15, 2008

THE TOP 5 FACTS ABOUT THE NAME EILEEN:

1. 40% of the letters are vowels. Of one million first and last names we looked at, 29.7% have a higher vowel make-up. This means you are well envoweled.

2. Backwards, it is Neelie Iksnamyzs... nice ring to it, huh?

3. In Pig Latin, it is Eileenway Anskiszymay.

4. In ASCII binary it is...

01000101 01101001 01101100 01100101 01100101 01101110 00100000 01010011 01111010 01111001 01101101 01100001 01101110 01110011 01101011 01101001

 

5. People with this first name are probably: Female. So, you are constantly overcharged for beauty products.

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3 THINGS YOU DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT THE NAME EILEEN:

1. Your personal power animal is the Madagascan Fossa.

2. Your 'Numerology' number is 7. If it wasn't bulls**t, it would mean that you are spiritual, eccentric, and a bit of a loner. Introspective and analytical, you think deeply and prefer seclusion.

3. According to the US Census Bureau°, 0.105% of US residents have the first name 'Eileen' and 0.0036% have the surname 'Szymanski'. The US has around 300 million residents, so we guesstimate there are 11 Americans who go by the name 'Eileen Szymanski'.




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Wednesday, September 10, 2008

one’s mind, once stretched by a new idea,
never regains its original dimensions.




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Friday, September 05, 2008

Vote for kato!!

http://tinyurl.com/5ufsqm



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Tuesday, September 02, 2008

My oober good friends from Sick Step are competing in the NBC show America's Got Talent. VOTE tonight: http://tinyurl.com/g9fgb




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