Monday, December 29, 2008

Life is full of entrees,
so don’t fill up on bread.

 




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Friday, December 19, 2008

I feel like I took a lethal dose of party

 




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Wednesday, December 17, 2008

When the ship is sinking,
just hold your breath..

you’re in for the ride of your life.

 




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Monday, December 15, 2008

don’t waste your lust on your job

 




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Dear Soul Mate,

If you live to be a hundred,
I want to live to be a hundred minus one day,
so I never have to live without you.

Sincerely,
Eileen Szymanski

 




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What would you attempt to do
if you knew you could not fail?

 




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So I finally got a chance to watch Black Snake Moan after a good friend recommended it. I have to admit, the best part of the movie was Christina Ricci running around half naked getting boinked by random dudes. classy.



this is probably my favorite pic of her.. with clothes on that is.



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It looks like the lion has fallen in love with the sheep

 




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Sunday, December 14, 2008

we caught a praying mantis yesterday.

post coital cannibalism at it's best.



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I think...

I think we're fucked up.
I know I am.

But that don't mean what I feel ain't real,
that I can't love somebody.

And I know what I done
is real real bad, but um...


So if you want to quit on me
I understand.

but please don't.




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Thursday, December 11, 2008

You electrify my life



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Wednesday, December 10, 2008

The one thing I'm missing,
is in your eyes.

Tell me,
how many people do you know with 3 e's in their name?




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Tuesday, December 09, 2008

A wise man once said:

A man who goes to bed with itchy butt
wakes up with stinky finger.

 




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Tuesday, December 02, 2008

25 Things You'd Love To Say Out-Loud At Work:

1 I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
2 I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3 How about never? Is never good for you?
4 I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5 I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
6 I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
7 I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
8 I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
9 It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
10 Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
11 I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
12 You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13 I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn.
14 I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15 I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
16 Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
17 And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
18 Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
19 If I throw a stick, will you leave?
20 Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
21 Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
22 Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
23 Chaos, panic, and disorder---my work here is done.
24 I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary.
25 Who lit the fuse on your tampon.



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Monday, December 01, 2008


Meet my new god son Radigan



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