Sunday, May 31, 2009

just came back from seeing the Incan ruins and eating a chicharrones sandwich!

is homesick =(

is watching 'padres de mi familia' right now. aka 'family guy' lol




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Saturday, May 30, 2009

i think im gonna die from the fumes they call oxygen here

@kaizenwerks twitpic.com/66y51 - awwwww my son is all grown up now! he can wipe his own ass and everything :)

@kaizenwerks you have been assimilated

i knew i shouldnt have gotten ice in my mix drink.... =/

my first day in peru: bit.ly/GQXJo




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Friday, May 29, 2009

Greetings From PERU!




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wow i havent slept in a twin bed since college! can you believe we all used to squish into a twin bed with our significant others back then?

@doorknobdude dickface

i just ate the best lomo soltado i have ever.. ever and ever ever.... had! and drank pisco.. the most notorious peruvian alcohol ever

just had skypersex haha




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Thursday, May 28, 2009

I just met a house dj eddie amador at the airport who is flying to Paris to spin w00t.

i am officially the only non Peruvian on this flight.

helllllooooOooooo peru!




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Wednesday, May 27, 2009

packing for peru.




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Tuesday, May 26, 2009

my blurbs page is having issues with formatting and im too lazy to fix it to make it look "cute" so deal with it.



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its a fun in the sun kind of day. yippyskippy!




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Monday, May 25, 2009



heaven



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my day of jet skiing in sb had been kaboshed by the weather dag nabbit!




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Sunday, May 24, 2009

i beseech you to smile for me today

twitpic.com/5s9zk - prime rib eggs benedict yummmmm

just saw a chick flash her tigobitties to her man while wine tasting




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Saturday, May 23, 2009

trying to find someone to kato sit this weekend

I can't believe i just heard 'don't trust a hoe' and 'do the Hellen Keller' all in the same song. ew




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Friday, May 22, 2009

hands off my treasure chest




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Thursday, May 21, 2009

someone bake me some cupcakes. i'm in a spot of bother.

what you're sellin, i ain't buying




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Wednesday, May 20, 2009

just make sure your clean in your dirty place



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OmFg my computer is a dirty whore with a Trojan virus so all my sh*t just got hacked

kinko's workers need to be beaten with a spork. arrgh!

i want to beat this flippin this virus with a spork too. STOP SPAMMING OFF MY ACCOUNT!




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Tuesday, May 19, 2009

all is swell in suburbia




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Monday, May 18, 2009

either the neighbors are gettin it on or there was just a 5.0 earthquake




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Sunday, May 17, 2009

find me a way out of this and I'll promise you my first born




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Saturday, May 16, 2009

I just don't want to fuckin eat japanese food again god dammit!



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It's been a humdinger kinda day




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Friday, May 15, 2009

I find myself in a fairytale of thought




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Thursday, May 14, 2009

If I never meet you,
then I never have to lose you

sent from my eiPhone




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Why do captains of ships always have an English accent?




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if Edison was as worried about consequences,
we'd all be sitting in the dark



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Wednesday, May 13, 2009

just got hot sauce on my mouse. guess i shouldnt eat in front of my puter.




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Tuesday, May 12, 2009

I would,
if you did.



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just wrapped a photoshoot. pabst blue ribbon & pizza to celebrate.

just say no to coagulated blood

@JohnnyFiction gReat job today Chase Crawford

every dog has his day.




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Monday, May 11, 2009

mimosa's with the mums

is playing imob on my phone. can we say oober geek?

Engage your thrusters cuz I'll be monitoring your frequency.




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Sunday, May 10, 2009

danger dogs yummmmmm




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Saturday, May 09, 2009

Gettin the hair did



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You're never fully dressed without a smile

omfekingstarshards: bit.ly/BWnDh

don't throw rocks at glass houses

Cinespace tonight. Do it Do it.




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Friday, May 08, 2009

i want to step on a leprechaun.



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ive concluded that i never want to get pregnant because i cant imagine my hair brown and i would miss sushi, beer and sake too much

don't be fooled by flesh




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Thursday, May 07, 2009

assimilate this



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I've cleaned this slate
with the hands of uncertainty.

sent from my eiPhone




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11:49 i need girl models for a photoshoot on monday may 11th! if you know any hotties please msg me!!

18:17 Lightning crashes




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Wednesday, May 06, 2009

it's tigeriffic!




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10:03 scratch a man and you'll find a boy

15:01 so where are the body shots goin down tonight?

20:30 we talked about nothing , which is more than i wanted you to know.




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Tuesday, May 05, 2009

i've seen the paths that your eyes wandered down.

i want to come too.



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08:42 Boo Mondays

20:20 why do i have a bruise on my ankle?




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Monday, May 04, 2009

17:07 It's slurpee o'clock #

19:47 gettin my wiggle on to Lifelike - Running Out #




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Sunday, May 03, 2009

01:00 game on #

02:14 Tinkling never felt so orgasmic #

04:14 I need a bed buddy right now #

12:24 just had delayed reYACKtion #




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Saturday, May 02, 2009

12:16 practicing the art of seduction for tonight's festivities. #

13:34 @DennisEK5 i got all my swagger from you zuhhhhn #

13:49 Social Club tonight. HAWTSECKS served all night long. #

23:39 it's going down #




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Friday, May 01, 2009

14:46 is smitten #

17:49 let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle. #




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