Wednesday, March 31, 2010

trying to find the silver lining
in my cloud of grief

 




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Tuesday, March 30, 2010

you have driven me past
the point of caring.

oh eileen,
so naïve.



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You only have control over three things in your life:

1) the thoughts you think
2) the visions you project and
3) the actions you take




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knuckle dragger couldn’t
pony up

 




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J: what happened, tell uncle Jason
J: ...actually that sounded creepy

E: ew uncle jason sounds like you are going to take me into the basement and take polaroids of me naked

J: is it weird that I just found what you said kinda hot

E: ew creepster




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Monday, March 29, 2010

i've been waiting for this moment
all my life...

but it's not quite right.




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whew,
life.

always interesting,
rarely easy.

-d. lovejoy




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Sunday, March 28, 2010

selfish.

yes,
that's what you are.




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Friday, March 26, 2010

i think the internet
and all these fucking social networks

can drive you one click to
insanity.

 




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it really urks me when
people contradict themselves.

just make it easy for the both of us…


don’t say it
if you don’t mean it.

 




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Thursday, March 25, 2010

if i could,
you know i would.



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Wednesday, March 24, 2010

have you ever pondered if you are someone’s “ONE” ?
you know, like you are the ONE they always compare everyone else they date to.. you are the ONE that got away.. you are the ONE they think was their soul mate.. you are the ONE they thought was.. the ONE?

on the other hand

have you ever pondered if you are someone’s “ONE” ?
you know, like you are ONE that broke them.. you are the ONE that sucked the life out of them.. you are the ONE that took them for granted.. you are the ONE that didn’t know what you had until it was gone.. you are the ONE that made them become so f’d up in the head about every other relationship they will ever have..
you are the ONE they will always regret?



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feels like some kind of
rush.

 




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dating,
with purpose.

 




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he said:

if shopping was a sport..
you'd wear the platinum medal


(that's a step above gold)




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Tuesday, March 23, 2010

he said,

marriage is a "lifestyle"





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<begin self loathing>

i’m starting to question my belief in happiness.

i think it might be something that people just make up
to make themselves feel better.

its fleeting,
its fickle,
its fucked.

<end>

 




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a day in the work life of eileen:

 

i have a problem client that decreased their units on order by 38.77% but they had a 20.69% discount on the total invoice amount. soooo because the decreased their units on order, the percentage of discount also needs to decrease by the 38.77% which therefore brings the percentage of discount down to 12.67% right?

zomg i hate math.

 




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Monday, March 22, 2010

i wish it could just be easy...

find a guy,
fall in love,
get married,
buy a house,
have kids,
live the dream.


i want that.


but since i don’t have that,
i occupy my time partying

and partying doesn’t make me as happy
as it used to




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Sunday, March 21, 2010

fidelity isn't a feeling,
it's a decision.



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i keep dreaming
that i have it all

but i'm still craving
to have you by my side

i can't see today
i can't see tomorrow

you are burning out
my head



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Saturday, March 20, 2010

my heart's on my sleeve
for you



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Wednesday, March 17, 2010

its one thing to say,
 
it’s another thing to do.

 




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Tuesday, March 16, 2010

no one has ever gotten
a firsthand commentary

like you did

 




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Monday, March 15, 2010

i’m so tired
of being me.

lenka – anything im not

 




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i was sold.
on false pretense.



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i firmly intend
to make up for my sins
and to love as i should.

 




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i feel like one of those ships stuck in a bottle.

it was super easy to get in this situation
i just don’t know how I’m ever gonna get out.

 




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Sunday, March 14, 2010

optimism and pessimism get you nowhere

reality can get you everywhere




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if there's more than two
then just quit it



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Affection
Tension



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panties on the floor
to a guy

are like

flowers delivered
to a girl




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Saturday, March 13, 2010

nothing good ever happens
after 2am



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Friday, March 12, 2010

it’s a lonely road
to the top.

 




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Thursday, March 11, 2010

“times are tough szymanski,
CAN IT and USE YOUR CANS”

 

-bb




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i’ve always wanted a simple life.

why is it so damn complicated
to achieve that?

 




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Wednesday, March 10, 2010

life is full of twists and turns

and im starting to get car sick

up in this bitch




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I'd give much more
than I'd ever ask for



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dating 101:

you gotta put some money in
to get some ass out.




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Tuesday, March 09, 2010

everyone wants to be a rockstar.
no one wants to learn the chords.




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there’s a method to my madness.
it just may not be clear to you,

yet.

 




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you’ll never be alone
again

 




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you’re more than
in my head

 




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Monday, March 08, 2010

to be on the hook or
keep someone on the hook
that is the question.

might as well call you captain hook.


-our girl parts are like spider webs
sometimes we catch things we don't want-


As much as it pains us to admit it,
being the hookee has happened to the best of us.

The hard part is actually admitting that you are indeed on a hook.



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Wednesday, March 03, 2010

you wreak of confidence
mr. catch.



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Zeilstein is quite possibly the best online radio station on the planet.



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Tuesday, March 02, 2010

she's one in a million,
you're a dime a dozen.



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if you bring out a sword
i'm gonna have to bring out my rifle



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i gave up sleep to find your name,
you stayed at home.
i should have done the same.



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Monday, March 01, 2010

was i seduced?
or was this what i wanted
all the long?



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